Funny story of the day.

Casey and I were hanging out in the foreign language department waiting for our next class and when we’re in the middle of a conversation this kid sits near us. We continue talking about this girl who is selling drugs and wondering why the fuck she would tell me when we’ve only known each other for like 2 weeks. And Casey goes, “…WELL MAYBE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO DRUGS.” And the kid starts cracking up.
 
We change topics talking about Jesus jokes and he is like, “….I have one. Why do all women love Jesus?” and omg, Casey takes a drink of her soda and goes, “Wait, I have to swallow.” And we both start cracking up and he’s like, “THAT’S NOT THE JOKE.” And he tells it and I almost pee my pants. We introduce ourselves and he’s like, “……you’re in my Spanish class…..right?” …no. We tell him that we’re not and he says, “Damnit, I don’t know anyone in my Spanish class.” and then he tells us that he’s here for an oral exam with his professor. And he goes into it speaking like giving actual oral and I’m crying of laughter and he just keeps going and I almost pee my pants.
 
It was probably the most fun I’ve had since college started.